Wednesday, April 19, 2017

Jokes!

Do you like telling jokes in your language? Do you know any jokes in English? Do they make you laugh? Learn them and tell your friends. You can also post comments!


What do you get if a cow jumps up and down?



A milkshake!

'Shake' means to move backwards and forwards or up and down. To make milkshake you shake the milk and the fruit so it gets mixed up. Cows have milk inside them so if they could jump up and down the milk would shake! 


What's a snake's favourite subject at school?



Hissssstory!

Snakes 'hissss'. If you add a longer 'ssss' sound to history you hear the noise a snake makes.


What's red and sits in a corner?



A very naughty strawberry!

'Naughty' is a word which means badly behaved. Sometimes children are punished for being naughty and they have to sit in the corner of the room to think about their behaviour.


What fish only swims at night?




A starfish!

Stars come out at night.

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Word of the Month

Holy

(adj): Sacred, divine, blessed.


Holiday: a holy or festive day; a day off, vacation (also sacred)


Expressions: Holy Cow! Literally true in India.

Ex: Holly Mackerel! Delicious, healthy and full of mercury.

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