Friday, July 20, 2012

A SHORT LOVE STORY

Just joking of course!
A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower. At 1 :00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,...........'Ma'am,

I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?


I'm awfully cold'


'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight......let's pretend that we're married'


'Wow!......................That's a great idea!' he exclaimed..


'Good,' she replied................'Get your own f…..ing blanket.'


After a moment of silence,.........................he farted.


The End

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